New Creature Found?

Whilst on the BBC website today I came across this article in which scientists claim to have caught this "extraordinary" creature on camera for the first time! This may well be true, but I can assure you tis is not the first time they have been sighted by mortal man. A few years ago a work collegue of mine, who we'll call Jaggy, told me a story about a strange creature he'd seen upon one of his many adventures, this guy's a real life Gulliver roaming the country in his 4x4, daring to set up home where no civilised man has gone before, and this guy know's nature, bet he could teach Terry Nutkins a thing or two about owl first aid! But boy do i owe him a huge apology! Oh how we mocked him, but here it is, hard proof of the lesser known, long eared brown Squibat!

Big Night Jitters?

Well folks i've been booked to perform a private halloween party, and i'd be lying if i said I wan't a little nervous. I know the guy who's hosting, and he loves me, thinks i'm hilarious, so I should be guaranteed a laugh, but you just never know! The thoughts of who's going to be there, their political views, what they deem as good or bad taste, and kids! Shit I hope there's no kids or that's half my act gone! This is starting to fuck up my sleep pattern, I need a good 8hours a day..........................and another 6 maybe at night, and that's me, i'm fine!

journey rock

Oh Peter i couldn't............Just a city boy!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1zsUIosoA

Censorship

i fucking hate it, we're constantly being told what is good for us, well i think i can decide for myself thank you very much, all these people with their comments moderator turned on, i mean PLEASE GET SOME BALLS! you spineless, jellyfish shitbag bastards, so scared of someone saying something you don't agree with, it's like the ministry of truth, Nah don't like that, oh i think we'll just delete that from history....................you know who you are.

Then there were three

I couldn't be left behind, so here i am, i too have shunned my 1st blog, that chapter of my life has now closed, it's onwards and upwards to new adventures, well mainly just slagging folk and having a wee rant, yeah that's about it really.